If You Need A Fool

Darling, I can tell we’re through

That leavin' looks all over you

I'll do anything no matter what you do

Call me if you need a fool

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They just aren't makin' fools the way that they used to

They don't come back for more the way I always do

So if you ever change your mind I'm not very hard to find

You can find me in the phone book under blue

Call me if you need a fool

Go and find another guy

And if he don't believe your lies

You know who will swear every word is true

Call me if you need a fool

CHORUS:

Girl it won't cost you a dime

To break my heart just one last time

Call collect and I'll just tell um put her through

Call me if you need a fool

CHORUS:

Call me if you need a fool